titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

@justinbieber: @mileycyrus I love monkeys


Title: Wannabe

Artist: Spice Girls

Played: 19893 times

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

One of the hardest decisions you’ll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder. —(via psych-facts)

here4rizzles:

gleek4snix:

shut-up-karen:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

I just did it

I thought this was a super power I had when I was a kid until my sister destroyed it and said she could do it too.